Saturday, January 7, 2012

I Need an Electrologist So I Can Stop Plucking My Chin Hairs

Every three days or so I get an emergence of chin hairs that I have to pluck out with my fingernails. Electrologist, please?

There aren't that many that sprout up, but I didn't have to pluck anything until I turned about 24 years old.   Well actually everything in the jaw/chin area went south around that time. Before then I had problems with acne but it was usually on my forehead and my cheeks. As I got older the acne problem moved down to my jaw and chin area--and on top of that I have these hairs that just exacerbate or may be the cause of the problem.

I didn't know there was a term for people who removed hair by electrolysis.  They are called electrologists.  Inventive, eh?  I found out on salary.com that electrologists only earn about $21K a year.  I don't think that's fair.  With all the hairy women walking around having electrolysis done, these professionals should be making a better living.

Anyway, I need one. I think that touching my face and squeezing and plucking on chin hairs creates the acne problem and keeps me looking like I have a slight beard (even without the hairs).  Not to mention the hairs that curl under and grow under the skin.

Also (OMG) if Eating my Scabs isn't weird enough, I also eat the hairs I pluck from my chin--Especially if they have a bulb at the end.  You know something else that's weird?  Sometimes I've plucked a chin hair and it's had a split end!  Now that's sad.  I need to get to an electrologist badly.

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